Soon not long after the dead of the fish, the captain bought a new marine pet to accompany his favourite co-captain. A crab.
A red fleshy crab with a pair of red claws.
"Arhg, let's name it Sea-hoe!" The captain said.
"What? Of all de' name, why Sea-hoe? You sounded like 'Bull-Shit'!" The co-captain said.
"How about de' name 'Red-Bull'?
As both of them arguing about the name for the red crab, it crawled out of the frying pan and into the bigger fire: The stove.
"Blast me, the crab ran out of its 'cage'!" The captain horrified.
He sounded the alarm and called for each and every crew in the ship to look for it. Soon but not too soon, one of the crew found it. He brought it forward to the captain and showed him with his two hands.
"He's asleep, capt!" The crab were cuddled around sleeping nicely.
"Sleep my foot! Crap. Its dead."
A red fleshy crab with a pair of red claws.
"Arhg, let's name it Sea-hoe!" The captain said.
"What? Of all de' name, why Sea-hoe? You sounded like 'Bull-Shit'!" The co-captain said.
"How about de' name 'Red-Bull'?
As both of them arguing about the name for the red crab, it crawled out of the frying pan and into the bigger fire: The stove.
"Blast me, the crab ran out of its 'cage'!" The captain horrified.
He sounded the alarm and called for each and every crew in the ship to look for it. Soon but not too soon, one of the crew found it. He brought it forward to the captain and showed him with his two hands.
"He's asleep, capt!" The crab were cuddled around sleeping nicely.
"Sleep my foot! Crap. Its dead."
-Another marine pet suicided.
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