Fat Ol' Jake - Part 1

Once upon a time in a far far away land, there lived a fat pirate by the docks. Everyone called him Fat Ol' Jake. He was so fat that everything he does looked clumsy. He wore big shirts and big pants. He loves his rum warmth and his pie hot. Every morning he will go to his favourite pie shop and order 3 big hot chicken pies. He will eat and eat until the last crumb and licked his fingers clean. Then he will stop at his favourite bar to drink his favourite warmth rum. He will order 3 big glasses of warmth rum. He drink, drank and drunk on his favourite rum. Unfortunately, he was not a happy pirate. He was not able to travel with the others pirate on their adventure. So he was a sad, sad and sad fat pirate. He vouch to get thin but always fail to do so.

One day, a strange lady walked up to him and said that she would be able to help him slim down and join his friends. However, there is one condition, he must join a specific group of pirates and go to the farthest end of the ocean to get back a black book. Without hesitation, Fat Ol' Jake agreed to the strange lady. She pointed him to large ship. It looked old and dainty. He looked up to the old ship for a moment. By the time he turned back to her, the strange lady had already dissappear. So he took small steps up to the ship. It was quiet and no one was working on the ship yet.

He walked around the ship and found it was neat and tidy. Not a single speck of dust or anything pieces that is about to fall off. Though looked old but it was very clean. 'So you are the fat boy who will be joining me eh?' someone shouted loud to him. It was coming from upper deck of the ship. A tall and thin man. Fat Ol' Jake looked up to him. The old man was very thin and look very frail. 'You will begin by rowing this boat out to the waters', commanded the thin old man. 'Me? But where is everyone?', Fat Ol' Jake looked left and right to see any pirates who would be joining him. 'Only you', the thin old man had walked down from the upper deck. 'What are you waiting for? Go on and row now!', said the thin old man sternly. Fat Ol' Jake wanted to leave but mysteriously the ship had already rowed out to the sea. 'You will row as you are told', said the old man.

Fat Ol' Jake - Get it Going!